Linguini Toy
The linguini toy is a classic childrens toy, and our most renowned. It is a very versatile and durable item, and we feel it will satisfy all your needs.
Makio and Linguini are proud of their revolutionary gift shops distributed world wide. All items are completely unique and not at all based on existing products. Any resemblance to other brands is purely coincidental and Ninkantando reserve the rights to sell their products in all countries. Prices are subject to change. Ninkantando do not hold responsibility for any harm caused by the products shown.
The linguini toy is a classic childrens toy, and our most renowned. It is a very versatile and durable item, and we feel it will satisfy all your needs.
The makio head toy is for when times get very stressful. Not that we expect customers to experience stress whilst visiting our attractions or engaging in our media, but for legal reason we must provide this product.
The spaghetti stealer steals your spaghetti. It provides a fun challenge for kids to try and keep their spaghetti and prevent it from being stolen.
The Balgar fun suit is a brilliant outfit for the whole family. It includes all the necessary features for a fun time.
Makio man is a classic arcade game where players have to collect all the dots and run from the evil balggas.
The makio fun Time pipe provides all users with a good experience.
The makio baby thing is mysterious and intriguing. It is scientifically proven to enhance the development of babies.
The maKio and linguIni monITor your hEArt does exactly what it says. If users cannot figure it out, they are clearly too dumb.
Ben is 69 years old. He likes to play games and have fun in his spare time. When he gets angry, he gets really angry and crushes your skull.
The ninkantando burn your house is for children who want to grow up and commit arson. It can also sometimes also be used as a computer.
The Ninkantando Ditches functions like a games console. However some users have reported it breaking into homes, but they mysteriously disappeared .
The snepy snep eats your money. If you ever feel like you have too much money, this is the product for you. It also teaches children about good money management.
The one and only smart telecommunications device.
The very first and last 3D games can be played here. Only supports rendering squares, so good luck developing good looking games.
For incompetent, brain dead morons to enjoy the exhilarating Makio and Linguini franchise.
Experience the depression of making games.
Watch Makio and Linguini having fun like you're really there.
The Makio Mascot™ is a real-life, true-to-form drunk man. He is drunk at all times and when he gets angry he does not calm down. He is Makio and Linguini, all in one, and will never be stopped. For only £449.99!
The Makiosaurus™ toy fills your heart with both wonder and sadness. It is real-size, so anyone can have the experience of being with a real-life Brachiosaurus for the low-low price of not free.
The Linguini Look-alike looks like Linguini. For only 20p!
The Mona Linguini is sold for the price of £2. It shows the visual representation of the idea of sadness. It will make you and your children truly ask “why so serious” when they commit many war crimes, only at Makio and Linguini’s Jurassic Park.
The Hot™ Wakio™ Action Figure is our value offer, for the price of only £29.99. It allows children to f e e l Wakio.
As we all know, Makio loves magic mushrooms. Now your kids can too!